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All that talk about stupid R. Kelly and that awful one man shitty ass performance on the MTV VMAs the other night reminded me of this. A few months old, but I never get tired of watching it. Chappelle rules.

chappelle, r., kelly, pee

Not quite as good as Lars, but 100% less crying and whining.

baby, metallica

Yet another reason Japan is cool.. Check out this guy’s story about the interesting items that can be found in the sex shop megaplexes over there.

japan, sex

Yap yap yap yap yap goes the annoying woman until the weather guy freaks out on her. lol

cnn, weatherman, chad, myers

This guy is incredible.. Check this vid out!

extreme, asian

So, for the first time in a couple years, I caught most of the MTV awards last night. Watched it in a window on my TV tuner card on the computer, so I wasn’t paying full attention, but I got most of it.

First, I think it’s great that Suge Knight got shot again at some pre-party Saturday night. Fantastic! Kudos to whoever gatted his ass — he’s a real piece of crap.

Second, Puff Daddy sucked as host. Chris Rock was so much better and MTV should never have let him go. Rock brought a lot of interest to an otherwise boring event filled with nothing but dumb musicians congratulating each other and thanking Jesus. His unscripted dissing of the random celebrities at the event was awesome. Even better were the reaction shots of his unsuspecting comedic targets.

Now, the random musings:

• I missed the Shakira performance, but heard it was pretty good.
• Puffy’s dancing and his constant “expect the unexpected” BS, I’m so cool egotistic attitude, and nonstop posing — giznay.

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2005, MTV, VMA, Eva, Longoria, cameltoe

The guy in red is in the middle of a slide trying to block a shot on goal. Doesn’t end well.

soccer, owned

Some European college chicks at some sort of “initiation”.

babes

Awesome.. This guy deserves everything he gets.

My cell phone got stolen some time last week…. i just noticed it missing the other day and called up and had it turned off…. well im sitting around today tooling around on the computer and decided to go on my picture mail and see if pics have been sent…. whenever u send a pic to an email address it automatically saves a copy on my sprint website and records the email address….. so guess what i find….

30+ pages of people bashing, fucking with, and posting photoshopped images of him at the Pirate Stern Message Board.

cell, phone, idiot, thief